Access my arse

on the panda trail!
No that title is NOT an invitation to access my arse.... What I mean is "Pfft, Microsoft "ACCESS", my fucking arse!" It sucks. I'm frightened and confused by it. I mean, it couldn't be too hard to add simple functionality like additem and removeitem to the menu, would it? I mean, they don't even have functionality for things they use themselves!

For small business and single users my arse. When Microsoft make access cleaner then they can say that :\